Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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