Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
