How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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