did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm both gender and math confused
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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