what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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