Me too!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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