It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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