spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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