Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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