Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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