he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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