I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just gargled with NyQuil
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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