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I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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