How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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