Joe is yelling at the trees again.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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