I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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