my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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