Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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