take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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