i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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