I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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