I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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