Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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