Have you finally orgasmed yet?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize