so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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