No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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