She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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