They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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