Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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