if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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