respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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