my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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