found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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