Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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