I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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