chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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