at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize