fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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