Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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