sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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