no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Randomize