okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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