ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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