He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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