dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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