I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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