Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I've blown a few things in my day
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My feet surprised me
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