we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
