the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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