This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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