Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Randomize
