Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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