How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I deserve this hangover.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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